Caroline is a down-to-earth woman. While she's hopeful to find love, she just can't make it work with a clueless idiot. Her curvy frame is the topic of conversation. She's not typically self-conscious about it, but she's not interested in having it be the topic of conversation either.

Kelly is a quirky woman that is a little too trusting of other people. She was a shy nerdy girl growing up that did not get a lot of attention from boys when she was in High School as a student. Similar to a Drew Barrymore in “Never Been Kissed”

She is having to exercise patience with a difficult student while trying to put a stop to his escapades on campus.

Private Pancake has never been one to stand out from the crowd, save for his unfortunate last name. Generally unremarkable in every way - with a sprinkling of awkward - he's a complete and utter stranger to the spotlight. Recently he's been working on becoming a better, stronger man, made evident by his decision to "be all he can be". (Preferred Age range 18-24.)

Cosmo is your classic oddball detective, as kooky as Ace Ventura, as inept as Inspector Clouseau, but with his own brand of crazy. His social graces are lacking, he’s a magnet for especially unattractive women, and he listens to Weird Al in his car (in fact, he is a Weird Al junkie). His prominent quirk is that he struggles with the word “foresight,” and is always confusing it with similar words such as “foreplay,” “foreskin,” and “forecast.” This makes for some awkward and often hilarious slip-ups.

Carla is used to being the center of attention. She is very certain of herself and convinced that she has been wronged.

Francine is a sweet, compassionate woman, always ready to dispense wisdom and understanding to the younger ladies in her charge. Thanks to her personality, she makes for a good manager in the business realm. She garners respect not through brute force but through compassion. Colbie has been working under her for about two years now. Because Francine has seen how hard Colbie's worked and how devoted she is, it pains Francine to have to let Colbie go.

Abby, a single, 30-something copywriter, is a persistent optimist but her positive attitude is waning after a morning of bad luck threatens to ruin her birthday and her prospects for love.

Jessa left her troubled home at 16, winging it to the coast to pursue her dreams of acting. After years of working in less-than-stellar projects, she's finally hit her stride, owing perhaps to being half of Hollywood's new power couple. But when her star boyfriend dumps her just before her big premiere, she can think of no one better to escort her on the red carpet than John, her first love. The problem is he knows the real Jessa, and no one else in this town does. He's not afraid to call her out, but she's also one to dish it right back to him.

Jackie works as an MA/receptionist in a small family doctor's office with her best friend, Sarah, who orders a lot of DoorDash. Jackie is quirky and always cracking jokes, mostly just to amuse herself.

A first date for Gabby, it's been awhile since she has gone on a date, especially an online date.

Andrew is a charismatic, confident guy who knows he is above school discipline becasue of his on-field accolades.

Samantha is a first time mother trying her best to brace her child for the world around them

A sarcastic, sharp-witted high schooler with a dry sense of humor, who masks her vulnerability with offbeat quips and a tough exterior. Beneath her quirky demeanor lies a keen observer of life grappling with the absurdity of her death.