Private Pancake has never been one to stand out from the crowd, save for his unfortunate last name. Generally unremarkable in every way - with a sprinkling of awkward - he's a complete and utter stranger to the spotlight. Recently he's been working on becoming a better, stronger man, made evident by his decision to "be all he can be". (Preferred Age range 18-24.)

Caroline is a down-to-earth woman. While she's hopeful to find love, she just can't make it work with a clueless idiot. Her curvy frame is the topic of conversation. She's not typically self-conscious about it, but she's not interested in having it be the topic of conversation either.

Cosmo is your classic oddball detective, as kooky as Ace Ventura, as inept as Inspector Clouseau, but with his own brand of crazy. His social graces are lacking, he’s a magnet for especially unattractive women, and he listens to Weird Al in his car (in fact, he is a Weird Al junkie). His prominent quirk is that he struggles with the word “foresight,” and is always confusing it with similar words such as “foreplay,” “foreskin,” and “forecast.” This makes for some awkward and often hilarious slip-ups.

Joel is the ideas guy and by nature spends a lot of time with his head somewhere near the clouds. Part performer, part awkward puppy, he wants to be good with people, but has a knack for sticking his foot in his mouth. His sister Liz is his best friend, as well as his business partner, and he'd be totally lost without her. He's fun loving, mostly carefree, at least that's what he tells himself, and he'd do anything for almost anyone. Shrewd businessman he is not.

Carla is used to being the center of attention. She is very certain of herself and convinced that she has been wronged.

Abby, a single, 30-something copywriter, is a persistent optimist but her positive attitude is waning after a morning of bad luck threatens to ruin her birthday and her prospects for love.

Megachurch Executive pastor with the heart of a used car salesman. Image is everything to him. To God be the glory as long as he gets the credit.

Jackie works as an MA/receptionist in a small family doctor's office with her best friend, Sarah, who orders a lot of DoorDash. Jackie is quirky and always cracking jokes, mostly just to amuse herself.

A first date for Gabby, it's been awhile since she has gone on a date, especially an online date.

Andrew is a charismatic, confident guy who knows he is above school discipline becasue of his on-field accolades.

Mrs. Ferguson has been teaching at the school almost 30 years and has heard every excuse in the book. She's firm but caring

Samantha is a first time mother trying her best to brace her child for the world around them

A sarcastic, sharp-witted high schooler with a dry sense of humor, who masks her vulnerability with offbeat quips and a tough exterior. Beneath her quirky demeanor lies a keen observer of life grappling with the absurdity of her death.

Lew is a world-weary kind of huckster who has a lot of ideas and opinions about things, some of which may actually be correct. He's been around. Maybe he used to work in tinseltown. You just never know with Lew.